People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
My first car was a motorcycle.
There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.